February 2012
adam has hot friends, damn
i just holy shit
not going to school today
i’m going to fucking SLEEP
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12ozmouse:
biilo:
SUBLIME - BURRITOS
I don’t...
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why don’t the police just create and awesome amazing webcamming site like omegle or chatroulette and bait it for pedos?
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tootsie pops are my favorite thing to eat stoned
they’re just
ugh they’re amazing
they keep your mouth watering
chewing on them feels great
and you can just keep chewing it because ugh tootsies are ingenious
fucking google crashed and minecraft did too
fuck this googlechrome bullshit
True Life: I’ve been high the past 5 days
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me: i have this whole thing planned out im gonna tell them how much they mean to me and what their music has done for me and it'll be really nice
band member: hey
me:
band member:
me:
band member:
me: can you sign this
ew water chestnuts are the worst food ever
oops and i farted
this water is clean no more
oops i peed in the tub
nothing like seeing seb’s dick before school
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nextdoornazi replied to your post: nothing like sending seb anon messages when i’m…
so that’s who they’re from
yeahh, sorry but not really
nothing like sending seb anon messages when i’m stoned
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nextdoornazi replied to your post: :/ jizz stains on the couch
not mine
there better not be lol
:/ jizz stains on the couch
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fucking
fuck fuck
and i don’t know if i should legit try to sneak out
i mean srsly it’d be bad and i’d feel like an asshole if my mom caught me
god fucking damn it
i feel like sebastian
THIS JUST IN!!! Sebastian Heitler, 18, likes poop on his face! Yes you heard it hear folks, Heitler has been liked being defected on since the age of 15. He practices this often with his step-mother’s dog, but most of all he likes it when little boys shit on his face, especially when the shit is mixed with his sperm. THAT’S ALL FOLKS!!
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thegoldentoilet replied to your post: uh i think i accidently too much weed in that…
“too much” weed? i’m not familiar with that concept
okay i smoked too much weed and now i’m stoned passed the point i wanted to be
brod: i wouldnt murder her I would just stick it in her butt
brod: everyday and get blue dookie on my johnson
brod: errday
brod: and suck on her boobies
also these london chicks on house hunters have voices that make them sound like 47 year old women hahahhahahahhaha
ahahhahah those fucking tags made no sense i’m sorry
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uh i think i accidently too much weed in that spliff holy shit
i should just take a shit load of pictures tomorrow while i’m with sam so you guys can understand how much i love him
right right?
yeah idk
my mom is bugging me ten times more today
maybe because i literally spent all day with her and i just ugh
woman it’s okay, you don’t have to fucking rush and throw food in the oven, the beeper just meant it was pre-heated
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today was my first day of work in like fucking 4 months
making 40 bucks for 6 hours isn’t bad
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/deletes butt photo
oh shit i can now post naked photos of myself on the internet and it’s legal
HELL YEAHHHHHHHH!
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HEYYYYYY
HEYYY BABY
duun dun dun nanna
I WANNA KNOOOO-OOO-OOOW
IF YOU’LL BE MY GIRL
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNANANNANANNANA
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HEYYYYYYY BABBYBBYYY DUN DUN DUNANANA
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Watch
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thekingcunt:
8pm and my dad is still sleeping, wake up there isn’t any food goddamit.
i’m losing followers because i hardly do anything cool anymore oh no
all i do is make text posts OH NOOO!
also it pisses me off when my mom doesn’t laugh at the office, but then she cracks up laughing at the big bang theory
bitch you stupid